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Funny SMS Flirts • Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian! • If I was a painter, u would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist. • Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes: • No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell u... it's none of ur business. • Ladies....it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones. • Well, they do say opposite attracts... So I sincerely 'hope' you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cuultured. • A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished high school. • In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36 • Miss U Miss U sab kahein, par actually miss kare na koi. Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir SMS band kyun hoye! • A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most imp LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? • A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. • M_rkh, St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f, Ghoch _, _ll_, Bhondu_, dekha... Everything is incomplete without ‘U' • As u face a brand new day, bow ur head & say this prayer: Thank u Lord for having this amazingly gud luking sender. May his smartness increases everyday. • A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes. • Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best? • Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick? • Q: What is the height of optimism? • What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen? • Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres. • Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip... take out your... book from your bag and study! • Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS! • Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude... kick them... How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st. • Aisa hai pyar humara, main kishti tu kinara, mai dhanush tu teer mai matar tu paneer, mai barish tu badal, mai rajmah tu chawal, mai hot tu cool, main April tu Fool...ha ha ha!! • Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know this is too much for u, so here is a shortcut - Just think about ME! • Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS' • Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, after marriage drink only on days when u r Happy! • Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? • Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye? • Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han" • Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck! • Dear reciever, I'm a Blonde Virus. I'm not so advanced, so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me to spread by sending to all. Thank U ! • Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai? • Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai... • Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood: • Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils sing around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day! • Ek c Raja... • Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls. • Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ? • Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade! • A Baniya walking on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n said furiously: 'Loki thuk vi aewein sutde ne jiven Rupeya peya hove!'
• A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed ! • What did the Zero say to the Eight? • Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....! • Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! • A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? • Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko. • Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon. • Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don't u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don't parpoz d ROZ ROZ! • If U Don't Eat Junk food, Don't Smoke, Don't Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com • Another Moon?... Possible • I'm leaving India! • Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye? • It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI • Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ? • Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to. • Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! • Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? • Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. • An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? • Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.
• A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady? Push......Paa. • Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked. • Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai. • Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho. • Biscuit maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I'll become a Krack-Jack • Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? • Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy • When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted. • Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? • Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai People who do lots of work...make lots of mistakes,People who do less work...make less mistakes, People who do no work...make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes...get promoted. • What is the height of Flirting? Boy: Yes, I saw dad. • A friend is: Who lends you... • It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS • Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children?The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more • A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, "If you pretend you're asleep, he stops." • A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. • Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year! • A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it. • When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I'm with u, U have money & Bar is open • In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit? • Some dead people went to hell & were glad after seeing the board on gate. Why? • I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.! • Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA Love SMS Friendship SMS Missing You SMS
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